I’m new & drunk but ur profile i$ $till a glitterle$$ flop, betch!!!”

Okay babyyy, I’m hot $hit major energy. If you can’t keep up, that’$ a you problem, not a me i$$ue.

If you don’t have that expen$ive but a little deranged aura, that rich girl p$ychodrama, that IDGAF heire$$ delu$ion, babe… why are you even pre$$ing $end? I need ppl who are full time icon$, part-time problem$, ppl who walk like a remix and talk like a leaked demo, thinking like you’re on your third energy drink, vibing like you ju$t got kicked out of a club for being too fabulous. 

I need chao$ a$ an acces$ory, attitude a$ a currency, glitter a$ a religion. I don’t do normal. I don’t do neutral. I don’t do boring.I do drama, glam, delulu heire$$ behavior, and main character $yndrome in 4K.

If you’re iconic, drop in. If you’re irrelevant, babe… exit $tage left and don’t trip on your own flop energy.

Iconic ppl enter, boring ppl $tay pre$$ed ;)