I accidentally get into a car crash and kill 4 children; I am charged with vehicular manslaughter. While on the run, I hook up with a ginger and get pregnant with ginger kids.
The guy leaves me to raise the kids on my own, and I name my 4 children after the same children I hit with my car.
I have to work at a meat factory - 12 hours a day with no breaks and it pays under minimum wage. Like 3 dollars an hour or something.
I get a side gig. People pay me money, and I'll allow them to pee on me.
I become a hardcore heroin addict; I strip naked while heavily intoxicated.
I finally get arrested for public indecency, and I get around 35 years in prison due to my previous crimes. The only person who contacts me from outside of the prison is my boss from the meat factory.
While in prison, I befriend a cannibal who has muscular dystrophy - he constantly chews on my fingers while I am sleeping.
I am forced to massage my fellow prisoners' shoulders for hours straight. They threaten to kill me if I don't.
My children are finally of age, and they come to see me. I got happy for a split second. But then they start throwing tomatoes at me and booing.
My jaw gets curb stomped for accidentally wetting myself while massaging someone's shoulders.
My boss from the meat factory actually turns out to be the cannibal with muscular dystrophy, who is actually the ginger guy I had kids with.
All the prisoners, including the prison guards, drown me in a toilet bowl. My body is then eaten by my boss / situationship / cannibal friend.
The End.
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mesmerized
do you hate gingers lol
I am referring to the rhizome
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