Five Guys (mini rant)

What the fuck five guys? Usually when I order a small fry I can expect a medium fry’s worth in the bottom of the bag. But they’ve been skimping out recently. No reason your prices should be that high and I’m getting a handful of fries. No. Fuck no. For gods sake, if I ask for a medium fry, I’m expecting a medium + a small.

You know this. I know this. So cut the bullshit.

This has been happening for a while, the number of bag fries decreasing over time. The this is the final straw.

I got NO extra fries in my bag. NONE.

Put the fries in the bag lil bro, oh my gosh.