The Afternoon Slump - How to keep it from suppressing your magical powers

The afternoon slump was created by the demons of sloth in order to suppress all who are categorized as "human" to stop them from ever becoming as powerful as high-ranking supernatural beings, often known as gods in this realm. This effect becomes stronger on the weekend, when the fourth dimension becomes closer to the third dimension. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THEIR WHISPERINGS. 

In order to combat this hellish fate of slothful bedrot, I, The Angel Of The Dark Web, recommend a cleansing ritual. By pushing through the sloth, I took a half-hour shower at around 2pm today, and used ancient incantations to infuse the water and soap with dark magic that matches my power type. This may have made me more exhausted in the short-term, but the magic I used along with the most life-infused natural power of WATER refreshed my soul and replenished my mana. 

Now, the powerful sorceress that has been assigned to me by the richest people in the world to keep track of my algorithms - commonly known as my mother, but that is only a lie that these richest people have created to protect the peace of the public - has asked me to tackle an impossible task. I have been asked to cleanse the apartment while she communes with the evil owners of the well-known web titan 'X', formally known as 'Twitter.' As a magic user that is only level 5, this will prove difficult. I must summon all my power to continue to earn this sorceress' trust before she makes it back home at 7pm. 

May the power of unconventional music and the dark web save me as I tackle this task. Do not forget to take the time to replenish your mana. 
Stay dark,
The Dark Web Angel, Cybbr.