I'm actually the hottest loser ever.

I quite literally do nothing but lounge around and eat. I don't work. I don't clean. I bet rot and doom-scroll but I'm so sexy. 

On the weekend it's even worse. I spend half my time fantasizing about fictional characters and the other half of my time I'm reading some kind of fan fiction and no one will ever know because I don't look like I'd ever do that. 

I'm pretty and so I've gotten used to the fact that people will assume i'm boring internally and actually I'm just pathetic and kinda perverted.

Yet, I'm actually proud that this is how I am because nothing brings me more joy than hearing "I hate those anime nerds" or "those weird kids are so annoying" and knowing that the enemy is closer than they think.

#yesimonsometing