Friendzhipz are a TWO WAY thing

Friendz have got to be the bezt experience in the world. I open up more to my friendz than my own parentz, and I feel like they kare for me more than my own relativez kould... I think having friendz iz a very kewl thing, even if it iz an imaginary friend. But my GOD, zome people don't realize friendzhipz are a TWO PERZON effort.

Firzt of all, I kannot be the only one mezzaging you, making an effort to keep the converzation going, and trying to find thingz we kan relate on. Put zome damn effort in too; do zhit for once in your life, y'know? I kan't be making all theze planz, and you kan't keep expecting me too... and once I'm burnt out and don't want to talk to you anymore, THEN you blame me? When you never did a zingle fucking thing to contribute to thiz relationzhip at all?

Zecond of all, I'm not your perzonal errand boy... whenever you need a favour, ztop koming to me! I mean, I don't mind favourz, ofc, but for zome reazon whenever I azk you for zomething, you alwayz go offline...

Third of all, ztop KRITICIZING ME... we're friendz, and yez while you kan zhare your opinionz, plz ztfu if thoze opinionz are fucking juzt rude and harmful...

zrry thiz iz jz me ranting about an old friend i had dizguized az a blog about friendzhipz... i've been caught :sob:

all the friendz now that i have are v v kewl and awezumzauce