Mann I wish I could be an emo twink so bad

In like…2005 in like highschool. Mannnnn I’d be so darn coool. And I wouldn’t have to deal with the people in my classes now. Very dumb. Also one of them said I cause nine eleven because I had a side part and is also convinced I did witch craft and cursed him sooo…yeah. Also then if I was a guy then I would finally find the right hairspray