please DON'T drunk text your ex (rant)

what could this post possibly be about?? surely not drunk texting your ex

for the record I didn't do this. my exbf did. he texted me at like 8pm the other night saying smth about

"Do you wanna hang out sometime this weekend? To talk and whatnot"

bro... youve gotta be shitting me. i was at a party literally not even a week ago and your friend made a joke and i laughed and he was like "it's not that funny" like wtf you mean it's not that funny? i guess i'll just never laugh at anything again like wtf. and now he's over here texting me something about talking when i never expressed interest in that

we've barely talked since we broke up and that's for a good reason. if he wanted to talk to me he could've come up to me anytime out of the tens of times we see eachother per day at school and said something to me. there's nothing to talk about.

at this point just text me: "hey vee wanna make out and possibly fuck in my car i know i never talk to you and avoid you but we can just this once" and that would've made me happier than getting this text in the middle of a Michael's craft store brodie

maybe this wasn't even a drunk text but why would you be sober and send me something like that. think before you send me an instagram dm next time