Broadway Business Idea + Solving the NYC rat problem

Solving the NYC rat problem by gathering all the rats and turning them into Broadway stars.

Step One: Buy 100 giant cheese wheels

Step Two: Distribute the cheese wheels throughout NYC

Step Three: Get an ex-scientologist who used to work in recruiting to talk them into joining our new Broadway company. They will promise shelter, community, and compensation

Step Four: Put the rats through similar training to that of K-pop idols. They take several extremely rigorous dance, singing (ofc they sing in squeaks, gotta keep it realistic), acting, and PR courses. 

Step Five: Select the most talented rats to be the faces of the company. The rest of the rats will specialize in other fields of the industry (costuming, set design, advertising, tech, etc). 

Step Six: Sit back and watch the money pour in.

Anyway, let me know if any of you are interested in becoming business partners. Preferably, I get to handle the fun stuff while you handle the numbers and lawsuits.