☆TIMTAMS CORNER OF THE GALAXY 02 🪐: Goodbye Middle school!!

I'm here today to proudly announce that I've officially finished middle school!!!

With three school transfers, a whole mix of grades and a bunch of new friends. I would like to say I was quite a different person when I began this whole middle school thing! I was actually a little more quiet, and immature. But after transferring to my new, DRAMA FILLED school  (which is not to be named), at the start of last year, I've become more confident. But enough sob story, this is a celebration of me making it through that shit without killing myself! Gold star for me!!!!!! 🌟

 some people didn't make it out in one piece tho. Yesterday, literally JUST YESTERDAY. Some guy named...... let's say "Joe", gets into this footy challenge, tackle challenge or whatever. (idk boys are stupid, whatever). And he runs headfirst into another guy, and he gets BANGED up. Now, mind you, this Joe guy is a total pervert, the kind of guy who asks people what kind of bra they're wearing on Snapchat, and the kind of guy who grabs and humps girls (clothes on ) w/o permission. He's also pretty shitty to his male peers, but I got this info from the grapevine, so y'know. Anyways, this obviously planned attack/challenge had a big circle of kids around it on the oval, and I'm honestly kind of mad about it because me and my friends were on the other side of the oval,peacefully eating out lunch under a tree during lunch, before we got kicked off, for not having hats. (Man, fuck this place I'm glad I'm gone 🥀). My more gossip savvy friends have said that Joe walked past us after we were kicked off, though, so maybe it happened at the end of lunch. 

That means the ambulance came pretty fast. (you’d hope they would if you were concussed!) I'm unsure if there were one or two, probably two, because both were injured but Pervert Joe was the one who's jaw and nose were now on opposite sides of his face. Now, how did I know all of this was happening even though it had only happened in lunch, and I was in music class which was right after? 

To put it simply, my classmates are huge gossips. They knew all the info before anyone else did, and it's thanks to them that I saw the video of...this wonderful incident. But then, to make it even better, three of them start playing see you again out on a laptop, and put their fists up to have a memorial for him. "Joe was a great man of....not so many words...." "I will never forget when he asked for so many girls' bra colours...." Some of them were hoping he’d come back like Stephen Hawking, and started impersonating him pressing a button saying "I wanna see your boobs". Which, admittedly, was kind of fucked up, Stephen hawking was a really cool guy....but is this a safe space to say that I found it really funny? 

They were prancing around like idiots all lesson, gossiping without a care in the world, and that, combined with the fact that AMBULANCES had pulled up to our school, AND that there was a video was just ending me. It was TOO MUCH. Especially on our last full day of school as year nines.

And then, for the extra kicker, that music teacher that everyone hates on the senior campus? the guy who I was terrified of having for full year music next year? He got fired for PEDOPHILLIA~

YAYY!!!! 

(well, not yay for whoever got groomed, fuck you Mr icantsayurnameontheinternet, I hope you rot.)

BUT IM NEVER GONNA BE TAUGHT BY HIM!!!🕺🕺🪩

and y'know....no wonder, now that I think about it. when we were all working on the school musical, he was a pendulum swing between enthusiastic, and angry,  and he clearly had favourites. In fact, now that I write this, I find myself feeling gross about the time that my friends called ME his favourite. (bc I'm a decent singer, not to toot my own horn). ewwwww.....

But he's always been nicer to girls than guys. And the reason is probably......

YUCK!!! NO MORE THINKING ABOUT IT OR THE FACT THE HAS FIVE WHOLE KIDS AND AN ENTIRE WIFE-

But at least he's gone, so the day rains with good news. In more good news, my birthday is soon~ and so is BFDIA 23, and so is TADC 7, and so is CHRISTMAS.

(please don't abstract jax please don't abstract jax please don't abstract jax please don't abstract jax, please don't abstract jax please don't abstract jax please don't abstract jax please don't abstract jax, please don't abstract jax, please don't abstract ja-)

I'm so normal.

Y'know I almost didn't;t think I'd make it this term. Actually, every term, at the end, I look like that one Futurama clip of the robot like: "I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT THIS TIME!!! AHHHHHHHHHH- oh I made it." 

(but hey, that's just chronic procrastinator life) 

Anyways it's worse bcuz I entered this year with a goal: straight A's. Subjects I achieved straight A's in: History, Music, Religion, English (presumably, I haven;t gotten the very last paper back). Speaking of that essay, It was a STUPID essay about STUPID world war one poems, which, Y'know they were cool. I still love Wilfred Owen's dulce et decorum est, and next time I feel a little emo, I might go through more of his works. But this ESSAY.....

The scaffold: took forever to finish

The boxes where we were meant to put it: "one paragraph, on theme, another on tone." oh, idk the two most INTERCHANGEABLE WORDS IN THIS STUPID LANGUAGE. sigh, anyways. I really didn't think that I would submit in time, so, because she couldn’t take away my A for my overall grade, sacrifices were made.... It was not my best work. Nor was it femboy's- we were SO TIRED. and She made us record it like a ted talk. I made two recordings and I was gonna stitch them together, but I just couldn't be arsed, and uploaded them both. oh we were so done. He's gotten straight A's too so who knows if this "ruins" our streak. Now, imagine all of that. But HISTORY is due that SAME WEEK, and a MATHS EXAM, (which is my only chance at improving my (overall) math grade, that never stood a chance tbh.) . I am a completely different person from who I was on Monday because oh my GOD.

And now it's over....we start the proper transition into year 10 just next week. the senior campus, where my friends are, I'm sure that place will be my favorite school I've ever gone to (oooh tier list coming soon??????) I hope to the highest of hopes that I and firm have a class together again next year. Together, we're the perfect blend of emotional writing, and factual clarity, of goofing off together, and of seriousness together.

Oh! right the music recommendation!!

Emergency on planet Earth (June 14, 1993) was Jamiroquai's first studio album, and holy hell is filled with bangers. From top to bottom it's one of their best albums to date, even though they have a bunch now. It was the first professional outing for Jason Kay, who....is one heck of a guy lol. It features A LOT heavier of funk than some of their later work, lots of liquidy synths, AMAZING BASS by, the legendary Stuart Zender, may he rest in peace. And a weirdly fond use of didgeridoo, which, I hate to be this ignorant about the traditional culture and customs of my home country, but, can't only certain people play it? maybe they just got a certain guy. To be fair, they are signed to SONY.

But anyways you have Just GOT to put this album on for a spin, From the beautiful strings of Too young to die, to the amazing, incredible tropical morning vibes of if I like it I do it I think its just absolutely peak. and if anything, PLEASE just listen to When you Gonna learn?, it's just the best ever!!! :D the only song I find wired is hooked up, because its lyrics are like.... getting hypnotized by a club singer in the middle of a jukebox musical....? And Ik that they like -aren't exactly niche but I NEED more people in my age range to be exposed to this jazz. this funk. this-dare I say it-soul.

Especially so you don't go disrespecting them the next time they go up with Dua Lipa. 

Ahhh, that's all for today~ sorry for yapping but I needed to dump my brain out,

I'll catch ya in the next galaxy!!! and stay fresh~

-luv, TIMTAM 💫⋆˙