Should I get a millipede?????

they'd live the best little life I could quite possibly give a millipede. They'd live in a large, cute tank with plenty of sticks and leaves and places to hide and I'd feed it fruits and bugs and vegetables and moss and I'd let them outside onto my blanket and put a pink bow on it and they'd be so happy and I'd give it a name that meant something like "precious" or something like that in another language and if they ever got lonely I would give them a millipede friend. Can you tell I really like millipedes.