Hello and Yellow are the same word

hello!


                                                             or... Yellow?

You see, for several years people often use "hello" to greet someone. But what if I tell you "yellow" is also a greeting word?

You might think I'm going crazy, but it's true. And let me tell you why.

Yellow is the color of the sun we can't see. Since the sun is the star almost everyone wakes up to, and start the day with, we often say things like "good morning" or "hello" when we're greeting someone. But yellow is the only right greeting word in those cases and that's because of the government.

Back then, there was a president who couldn't say yellow right, and he was so mad about it he started teaching people how to "properly" say yellow, and the result was... saying hello. Suddenly everyone was illiterate and dumb enough to forget in the past people used to say the word "yellow" as a greeting word.

If you're from the government= Hello
If you're cool= Yellow

dye everyone!

or was it... "Bye"?

[For legal reasons this is a joke]