My Boyfriend!!!!!!

dear moots and users alike,

I have a boyfriend after being a femcel for two years (lol). he is actually real guys, I'm not crazy. I wanted to talk about him to strangers on the interweb. It all started when I decided to try out dating for the first time in two years. I met this guy in my math class (J), so I asked him out because I thought he was cute. That did not work at ALL. He was such an asshole too, but I am glad it did not work out, because he talked shit about me behind my back and kept claiming that he wasn't ready for a relationship. After that talking stage I became depressed and wanted to become a femcel again for the next two years. I did not want to date again, until I met my boyfriend (E) after that talking stage. 

Let me dive into how I met him. A while after my failed talking stage, my friend (M) took me to the mall to cheer me up because I was still depressed. We did some shopping and decided to stop by the food court. We were walking around and I passed by HIM. He instantly caught my eye. I told my friends that we should sit around this area, (I just wanted to stare at him, lol). I said "oh, look, that guy in the grey sweatshirt is really cute." My friends told me to go get his number. I was nervous as hell. I was scared but I decided to do it.

He started to leave so I chased him down to the exit. "Hey, guy in the grey sweatshirt, can I get your number?" I asked. He said yes! We awkwardly exchanged numbers. I went back to my seat. Turns out, he was not leaving at all! Just throwing away his orange chicken! He sat back down. I slumped under the couch so he would not see me. oh my golly. He left again, this time for good, or so I thought. 

I walked into hot topic, and saw him again. I said hi and asked him how old he was. He's two years older than me. Damn. But I did not mind, actually I prefer that he's two years older me. I snuck into a card shop so I wouldn't have to go through another awkward interaction. 

I continued to walk around the mall with my friend. He texted me during that. I noticed how quick his replies were. which is very attractive btw. We talked for a bit, I asked him were he lived. Turns out, he lives one and a half hour away. DAMN! I did not mind, because he is very cute.

When I got home, my mom told me that I would never see him again because he lives so far away, my dad said he is to old for me. I ignored both of them because he is really cute. We talked for a bit, turns out we have a lot in common! About five days later he asked me to be his girlfriend! I said yes. I told everyone about how I have a boyfriend. I was sooooooo happy! J (the guy from earlier) crashed out saying he looks like a poser and just another white dude. I told him to shut up, but he kept on firing insults. He just left eventually. 

I'll make a part a two soon!!!

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