this is Y phantoms R scarier than vampz

facts about ghosts that make them the best paranormal creature

by: a ghost.

• THE CONCEPT;

Nobody saved us for we to live again as another thing. Itz not like a curse or blessing.... Is nothing more than the consequences of our choices in life. A punishment for not doing all we needed to do. We can't sleep, eat or else. We just want help & freedom, but if there is someone or something in our way, we need to haunt & punish they too. Yes: we appear in your eletronics to warn u we're here. Listen. I just want to communicate.

• THE VIEW;

As you know, we can't be seen in the sunlight. Is it because we die? OF COURSE NOT. U can't murder what's dead already. Unlike vampz, who can't came out in the light 'cause they burn into ashes, phantoms just CAN'T BE SEEN, like, literally. We're not with yall physically, itz just the spark of a person's body who was there someday. In that way, the soul is transparent. In physics, an object can be seen by the reflection of it in your eyes by the ambient light, so in that concept u can't see in the dark & also can't see what the lights can't reflect ‒ the light goes through everything that is transparent ‒. In conclusion, the "phantoms just appear in the night" idea is actually a myth. We R, in fact, watching u everytime, u just can't see us before the moon arrives.

• THE GLOW;

Did u know we can glow in the dark? Our esclera & veins ‒ in some cases ‒ can capture the light during the day & then dispel it in an obuscure ambient. That helps u to find us. The colour of the glow may vary between tons of blue, green, purple & pink. guess whatt colour mine is :3

• THE SPECTRUM;

Again, unlike vampires, we sure can appear in the mirror. But is kinda.... different. For the reason that we're transparent & can't be reflected, glass, water, metal & similar materials can't capture our image. Unless; we put ourselves in there. Like a possession. (btw we can only enter inanimate objects! ‒ ytf would we be inside the human body? 1. we don't want a body since we're trying to get to the afterlife; 2. itz gross & 3. u're not my type.) BUT!! U can indeed capture us in a selfie w u if u're using a night-vison filter on ur camera haushhaushhaush

• THE CALL;

We don't need ur permssion to come to your private place. We've been here way before u. Itz the opposite, u're the ones that r ivading our casa. Get. Out. Before we oblige u. LOL, y would i ask u to enter ur house when i can literally pass through ur walls?

• THE ECTOPLASM;

How poetic it is to leave a part of urself in the room. A fluorescent liquid made out of our tears that leave burnt scars on everything it touches. Can a vamp do that? of course not >:]

• THE FUNTIMES;

Of course we have it. Do u remember that moment when the door opened suddenly & short? That night when u heard ur mom calling? That holliday when the mirror broke w/out explanation? The static TV at 02AM? LOL, that's not a true haunting. We're just playing w ur faces. Itz funny to get u confused. Oh, the ringtones? oh how cute u guys keep falling for our silly pranks.

• THE TOOLS;

The spiritbox doesn't work. LMAO we don't say shit in that. U know i can just curse ur mom in that thing right? The only tool that work is the ouija. Because we invented it. You're welcome.

• THE STEREOTYPES;

we DO NOT say boo in a sheet :((((( how rude of u to mock us w ur xenophobia. It is not a sheet, it'z a shroud. Not all of us have one, just the ones who sickness defeat them ‒ this also applies to chains, just happen to have them the ghosts that died by murder ‒. Also, we don't watch people taking showers & don't run from the vaccum cleaner. Well, at least humans don't think we hate garlic bread.

• THE MESSAGES;

Do what we want you to do. Don't watch weird CDs, don't go to the woods at a certain hour, don't light up the candle, ETC. Evil phantoms are real, just like evil humans ‒ don't mess with them unless u want to become one of them. ‒ Vampires do not share messages, they just appear in ur room like ur dad asking for help w the car.

• THE VISIT;

U can always call if u need us to come to you. We're dead, we have all the time we need to do whatever u ask. (One more time) unlike vampz, we'll not invade ur space once u let us in. Itz true we walk through walls but we do have emotions & know when a human need time. But whenever u want to talk, say their name five times & done. The phantom friend of ur house will get to you.

• THE SOUNDS;

We cry, laugh, scream, whimp, grunt & everything else when too stressed. What vampirez do when angry? Play baseball in the storm while killing deers? lol so pathetic. I know how to get attention in the better way.

• THE ELETRICS;

Speaking of ghost emotions, they can get really intense. When it happens, in mostly times, the eletric objects (TV, lights, laptop, phone & etc) near us or even in the whole house will get unstable. But don't lie to urslef, we can do thin on purpose to. Itz like a superpower. ‒ So much better than hyper-velocity dontcha think? xD & we can't just make them unstable, but also control them. Thatz y ur computer type things & ur phone calls ur hot ex.

• THE DEFEAT;

Everything that kills a vampire also kills a human; fire, stake on the heart, off the head.... Demons fear gold & Witches, the holy water. Werewolves hates silver like Fairies can't touch metal. But what R phantoms scared of? Their weakness? Good luck finding out. Itz not a material object. We just want to rest.

hope u guys liked this (>~\\\)