100 question survey

1. What is your name? Michael!
2. Year you were born in? 2006
3. What are you listening to right now? My boss talking to her husband. Lol.
4. What's your favorite number? 5
5. What was the last thing you ate? Wet nacho cheese Doritos. Yum. 
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Periwinkle, i hope 
7. How is the weather right now? Cold and rainy, I hate it!!!
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Probably my wife or my boss… lol
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Honestly, I don’t know. I don’t entertain cis men. 
10. Do you have a significant other? Yes, my sweet, funny, kindhearted, strong, beautiful wife Charlotte
11. Favorite show? I don’t really watch tv, but maybe adventure time? 
12. Siblings? Two cringe little brothers, one pretends to be a girl on discord (🥚) and the other kindates Detroit become human yaoi.
13. Height? 4’11.5, so basically 5 feet. I’m not tiny!!! I’m not tinyyyyy!!!!!!
14. Hair color? Blonde
15. Eye Color? Green. I’m pretty sure they’re actually hazel but everyone says they’re green. 
16. Do you wear contacts? No, they kind of freak me out. I probably should, though. 
17. Favorite Holiday? Thanksgiving or christmas, I love having an excuse to spend time with my family. 
18. Month? Probably December or January. I like not being in college. 
19. Have you ever cried for no reason? No. I don’t usually remember when I cry, forgive me 
20. What was the last movie you watched? I have no idea what it was called, but it was some horror movie about a girl that kept a giant spider that nearly killed her entire family. 
21. Favorite Day of the Year? July 26, my wife’s birthday. 
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Not really. If they say no, I just lose interest. 
23. Fav anime? Probably kaiba or madoka Magica, so much rewatch value; I always find something new when I rewatch them. 
24. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs, I prefer white chocolate. 
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Probably vanilla, but I only like it in milkshakes and cake flavors. 
26. Do you watch Doramas? Not sure what that is..
27. Fav fanfic trope? Drunk confessions, forgive me
28. Fandoms you're in? I don’t participate in fandoms but I guess I am currently lurking in the deltarune fandom atm. 
29. What books are you reading? A thousand plateaus by deleuze and guattari. HELP!!!
30. Piercings? Ear piercings when I was 7 from Claire’s that got infected + tomboy phrase so they eventually grew in.. I plan to get a cheek dermal or anti eyebrow piercing soon for my 20th birthday possibly, nobody can talk me out of it!
31. Favorite movies? Just look at my profile. 
32. Fav song rn? My sweet honey bunny by sonic gigolo
33. What were u doing before this? Cleaning a house. I’m actually at work right now as of writing this. 
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Extra butter teehee
37. Dogs or cats? I like both but only demure dogs, I can’t stand overprotective or hyper dogs that bark and jump all the time. 
38. Favorite flower? Water lilies

39. Hobbies? Again, just check out my profile. I also like crafts and boxing, just haven’t done either in a while. 
40. Do you have pets? Yes; five cats: my oldest, Kiki, her fluffbutt daughter Ally, another fluffbutt and my secret favorite Yip, my other secret favorite Milly, and my mom’s cat, Boy (she named him, not me), and my sweet lab Coco!
41. Have you ever loved someone? I love so much every day to the point that it drives me insane. 
42. Who would you like to see right now? My bed *yawn* as of this question I just finished cleaning a 4000 square foot house. Woo. 
43. Are you queer? Take a guess
44. Pronouns? he/him preferably, don’t care if you use anything else except she/her, I will be sad if you use those 
45. Do you like to travel by plane? I’ve never taken a plane so I don’t know. Thinking about it makes my stomach churn, so probably not. Sadly my best friend lives 4000 miles away so I’ll probably have to suck it up one day!!
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Both, usually whatever’s more convenient but I prefer my right hand for art 
47. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2, but 3 if you count when I sleep on my blahaj
48. Do you have an ESSA (emotional support stuffed animal)? Shadow the hedgehog plush, I took him with me to get my wisdom teeth removed last year. 
49. Do you have a Tattoo? Not yet; I would like to get a tattoo of paul klee’s forgetful angel or a red string on my pinky, but that will really hurt. Also I have a phobia of needles… I’ll probably go for a scarification tattoo instead, lol 
50. Anybody on spacehey that you'd go on a date with? No, I’m loyal!
51. Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? I don’t have a closet door, so… N/A
52. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? No, my shampoo and conditioner is already nice enough 
53. Favorite color? Baby blue
54. Do you have a typing quirk? I am NOT a homestuckie. 
55. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? yeah somebody ran over a stop sign near my house when I was 12 so me and my stepdad disassembled it. Good times
56. Who do you think reads these? Weirdos who are interested in me for some reason or people looking for survey questions 
57. Biggest kin? I’m too old for that. Ok fine, it’s Dirk strider 
58. Where are you? in my boss’s car ;)
59. What's your plan for the day? Clean 4 more houses, attempt to do college work and cry 
60. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Yes but only during psychotic episodes so I don’t walk in multiples of 3.
61. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes until I broke my braces doing it, then I got embarrassed 
62. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Why should I care?
63. What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? honey mustard
64. Last person you hugged/kissed? My brother. 
65. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No, but I wanted to be one. 
66. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? This summer, I wrote a thank you letter to my aunt for giving me a pair of doc martens 
67. Are you lazy? Not in action but in the mind yes. I get burnt out easily. 
68. Are you stubborn? Depends how I feel that day, usually not really. 
69. What is better...Minecraft or Roblox? Minecraft; I don’t really get the point of Roblox 
70. Are you neurodivergent? Yes I have autism, adhd, ocd, and bipolar disorder I fear. 
71. Afraid of heights? In theory no, but when the vertigo hits I become fearful. 
72. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes, but there is a niche for them, although it’s rare I find a musical I really like (I love falsettos.)
73. Is Christmas stressful? Kinda? But in a good way, if that makes sense
75. Major annoyance right now? The English paper I have due this Sunday. 
76. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A meteorologist, scientist, news anchor or talk show host. I watched too much tv. 
77. Do you believe in ghosts? Not literally, but ghosts in an encompassing feelings and memories way yeah. 
78. Ever have a deja-vu feeling? Not recently, abusing psychedelics and dissociatives kind of destroyed that feeling over the years. 
79. Do you take a medication daily? Yeah!!!! I love you d mannose for preventing my chronic utis!!
80. Wear slippers? Only when it’s cold
81. What do you wear to bed? Usually just my underwear, sometimes pajamas or lingerie if I feel fancy 
82. OTP 4ever? Oh I have so many. Sonadow, madohomu, griffguts, and spamtenna are ones I can think of right now. 

83. Worst fandom you been in? Probably the eddsworld fandom circa 2016-2017, I didn’t personally have any bad experiences but people were so weird toward the creators lol. 
84. Cheetos Or Doritos? Flaming hot Cheetos ftw 
85. Ethnicity? Irish-American? pretty much just white lol 
86. Ever hear of, "dn"? yo mama so Xbox live
87. Favorite pokémon? ampharos, it’s been my favorite Pokémon since I was 3. 
88. Ever kissed someone of the same gender? yes, but I’m not elaborating because it sucked 
89. Can you curl your tongue? yes it’s one of my stims lol
90. Tiktok or vine? My iPad was too old to use vine as a kid, but TikTok kinda has extreme negative energy imbued into it, sooo.. neither?
91. Ever cried because you were so happy? Yes but I can only remember two times, when my missing cat came home and when my wife was petting me and cuddling me when we first started dating
92. Favorite singer? Hmm.. maybe Kate bush or tori Amos. 
93. Did you have a gacha-life phase? No; I should have but I was like 12 or 13 when Gacha life came out so I didn’t care for it. 
94. Favorite food? Sushi! Sushi! Sushi! S
95. Favorite word? Sweet
96. Hot tea or cold tea? Cold tea, but it better be sweet 
97. What type of kid were you? A psychopath lol, but my parents didn’t really care because my grades were good and I was also a cheerleader. I stole my grandmas credit card when I was 7 for an online game and spent 600 dollars, and I voted myself for homecoming queen one year and also won. I’m normal now. 
98. Are you silly or goofy? Hella goofy. 
99. Astrology sign? Which one (sorry astrology is my special interest) I’m a cancer sun, cancer moon, cancer mercury,  (all in 11th house) Virgo rising, Gemini Venus (in 10th house), Scorpio Jupiter (in 3rd house), and leo Saturn and mars (in 12th house)
100. Did you enjoy answering these questions? Yah