The kids I work with are insulting me.... TBH can't be mad

Things I got told by kids today about my looks that I can't even be mad about

"Do you even brush your teeth?? Well it doesn't look like it, your teeth are yellow."

"Simon says.... never um- sh- make you look like you have no eyebrows.... simon says dont shave your eyebrows because it looks wrong and I don't like it"