this is why i have so many men begging to date me

are you a betty crocker bake and fill cause i'll bake a very mid cake with you once and sell you on ebay for $20 more than i bought you for

are you a labubu cause you're worth was completely fabricated by a corporation, no one buys you out of love of creation they buy you out of love of a trend and to eternally spin your head around and tap on your vinyl face to prove you are real