what happens at a party, it stays at the partey (long text lmao)

hey y'all! I want to tell you about the best party I've ever been to.. i think this happened on june?? One of my best friends hosted a party in this TINYYY airbnb (and we all know you can't have big parties in airbnbs!!), so we were a bit scared of getting caught, lmao.

Anyway, our whole group of friends was planning it and we were so fucking excited, free booze and all tha shit. We had been talking about it for weeks! And whed the day arrived I had to go early to get everything ready, cuz the house had some furniture that we didn't want to damage and have to pay for (spoiler: someone made a hole in the wall and broke a table and my friend who hosted had to pay 10,000 for all the mess we did) so we put it in another room with a lock. I told my parents that i was going to sleep at a friend's house, which wasn't a complete lie, because after the party we were going to my friend A's house. (spoiler again: they ditched me because i was talking to this guy who had this really cool bong)

okayy so the house was quite small now that i remember it was ideal for a small party, approximately 20 or 30 people (take note of this). the party started at 7 pm, but it didn't start to fill up until 9-10 pm, and when I say fill up, I mean COMPLETELY FULL OF ALL THESE RANDOMS, like, it was meant to be a party for teenagers but we saw all these random old guys, like girl who let u in... We went from 20 people to 100 (which is a lot for where i live). We literally had to take turns to use the bathroom, which ehhh was a bit pointless because someone drunk destroyed the door .Anyway, i had the time of my lifeeee, even though people literally trashed the house and the neighbours' house too (sozzz neighbours). I think the highlight of the night was seeing this guy jump over the neighbour's fence to take a piss in their yard and two girls stealing the mailbox from a house down the road .andd around 1 a.m., the police kicked us out of the house, and my friend the host of the party and a couple of us walked to a park and we were already planning to sleep there, but i asked one of my friends if i could go to their house and spend the night there and they said yes!!! BUT IT WAS AN HOUR WALK FROM TARADALE PARK TO FREAKING TAMATEA.

imagine me walking all nonchalant at 2 am in the middle of the road. pretty cool tbh. (i looked like a fucking creep)

anyways if u go to a house party make sure you go with ppl u know you'll be safe around! and drink responsibly and blblablalbl (seriously gng take care out there..)