some of my favorite school quotes so far :]

(quotes from students + teachers)

• "And I don't want you on your death bed with the flu like 'mother fetch me my quill I must write it by hand"
• “If you all act like elementary school kids, I’m going to smack you and there’s a teacher shortage so they won’t fire me.”
• “What are women good for other than having children…NO IT’S IN THE TEXTBOOK I SWEAR!”
• “There’s no oxygen on the moon, you IMBECILE!"
• “She won’t let you go take care of your period because she’s mad she doesn’t have one anymore.”
• “Did I cook?” “ you… microwaved…”
• “Old people are like lizards, they like it warm and sunny.”
• “I’ve liked two gay guys and you’re three of them"
• “He called him baby, was described to have ‘multiple love affairs’, painted a portrait of him almost naked and they were just really good friends."
• “Mr. Deweese, you’re my best friend.” “Your best friend? That’s pretty sad.”
• “You know when I learned this, we still had 2 Germanys.”
• “--and then you’re gonna take a SCREENSHART.” (a teacher)
• "(at art club) The LGBTQ club needs a t-shirt design, and looking at you guys i feel like theres a lot of overlap..." (also a teacher)

stay tuned for more :P