my dad pmo /IC (dog days)

So, my family recently got a dog named sweaty and my dad wanted me to go get a dog bowl for him. and so i take the time out of my day, when i could be practicing for my band (or even better get, sleeping.) to go all the way to the store to buy this dog a BOWL. so i go to the store, and for some reason it’s packed, why would it be packed on this time of day? don’t you old people have something better to do? i get the bowl, and the cashier is giving me a weird look, but i pay anyway. i drive all the way back home, give my dad the bowl, and he says “swety?” and im just like.. “it sweaty, dad.” cause that’s literally how you spell sweaty. and also, why are naming a male dog “sweaty”? it should be something cool like bike destroyer. not something after candy.

ts pmo smh smh smh.