GUYS im COOKED (dispatch)

ive been hearing nonstop about how dispatch is absolutely peak and how its a revival of telltale style games and stuff like that so i decided to watch a few game-plays of it. i stupidly went into this like "wowee new superhero stuff to get into!!! im definitely not gonna absolutely lose my mind over a character again!!!!!"

little did i know. but somehow adhoc created a delightful little twink just for me

OH MY LORDDDD GUYS. waterboy. WATERBOY. HERMIE. my beautiful anxiety-ridden husband i love him sm i need him to be a romanceable NEOWWWWW. dispatch sucks and its because i cant make robert kiss waterboys cute waterlogged face like im smashing two barbies together. adhoc hates gay transgenders apparently (/j/j/j i prommy)

anyways 10/10 game, love all the twinks and lesbians and chapter 5-6 ripped out my heart and stomped on it repeatedly again and again. i cant wait for chapter 7