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underrated items prt 1.

squeegee.

one might think, oh what's so special or so kewlllllll (emphasize this word when u read it) about a squeegee?

well, as someone who used to be the same way. I never really thought much about a squeegee, neither do i give.

BUT, one day, i decided to buy one.
and OH MY lordy lord. i never knew a stick attached to a squeegee thing could change my entire life!

why you may ask?

well, for starters, it's very handy (obv)
our restroom usually are "wet" bathrooms.

so it wouldn’t really matter when water splashes everywhere, since it just goes straight down the pipe. but sometimes, a bit of water residue is left behind...and that can really get on my nerves. i’m also too impatient to wait for it to dry, so what do I do?

DUH! I GRAB MY SQUEEGE !!
and we sweep that shit out of the WAY

not only that but whenever i spill water on the floor, i just squeege that shit out to the bathroom and down the drain.
NO PAPER TOWELS, NO RUG, NO HOES, NO BITCHES

just me and my squeegee.

AND you can also use it as a regular sweeper.
"well isnt that what a broom is for" *in a mocking baby voice*

FUCK YA BROOM.
shit gets stuck on the bristles and it can only sweep dirt, while my baby can do more.

SWEEP THE FLOOR? BOOM
SWIPE THE WINDOW GLASS?? BOOM
WIPE UR ASS?? mm debatable.. personally havent tried it, but u can lmk.
anyways...
WIPE YOUR MIRROR FROM THE FOG?? BOOM, BOOM, AND BOOM

say less no MORE

with squeegee, u have a buddy for life.

anyways, thats it for today's underrated items. 


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nikolai . ..

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I LOVE SQUEEGEES LIKE YOU ACTUALLY GAVE ME THE IDEA WHEN I NOTICED HOW YOU WERE USING THEM. I was like yes that's so smart cleaning my floor would be MUCH easier because it actually gets everything off it like hell YEAH. You are so smart queen so wrinkly brained!!


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THANK YOU SO MUCH

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Teiku

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I stand for the brooms, >:{. The trusty broom since ages


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GdsFvBnd

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We love the squeeegs


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