DO NOT GET HIGH AND WANDER UR FLAT BLOCK

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Made such a banging dinner improved only by bong rips 

Simple but sophisticated, salmon and broccoli, without a sweet treat bc I forgot the shops were closed early...rip  BUTTTT then I make the mistake of going out for a smoke. I mean, it was fine just fine. I finished it whatever whatever and I see the infamous  OGRE MAN at the front lobby door banging on the glass. (For context, he likes to be a smartass around me, plus he makes ungodly gross snorting and sniveling noises like an ogre) 

I am so high by this point. I think I rolled my eyes at him (lol) and I felt the freedom wild horses feel running through the bayou. Im so emotionally repressed broski... I expressed one (1) genuine  emotion!! I opened the door for him and his friend because I am, in many ways, a massive doormat. No harassment alls well that ends well I guess. Obviously he's taking the lift to my floor though (ugh, too socially awkward  ) so I take the stairs. 

Now I genuinely don't know where tf I'm going in MY flat block that I traverse every damn diddly day. I feel like I'm in a niche indie horror game with 2001 ps1 graphics and a whole lotta prayers. This is what happens when I T break it mann! 

Im just ascending more stairs, more stairs, so many stairs, more than there actually are...lmfao. So I'm on autopilot, just struttin down the corridor now getting my keys out to unlock my door ykyk. But uhhh... there's a literal doormat outside my door? (wasn't there before ) It was kinda cute. Had lil sausage dogs on it. 

So I'm thinking...did my sibling go out (unlikely) buy a cute doormat (even more unlikely) and come back within the 10 mins I was out smoking? (IMPOSSIBLE  )

But, ladies and gentlemen, I was stoned out my gourd. I shrugged it off. Put my key in the lock. Huh...not working... 

I rattle it about like the damn lock owed me money!! and then the door opens... theres some guy I had never seen before in my life. Queue heart attack...but then it all clicked.  THIS IS FLOOR 3 NOT FLOOR 4!!! I look this poor confused man in the eye and just RUN AWAY!! NO WORDS SAID MANN  Dude I was going through it, my own block felt like a divine test and I was CONVINCED this dude was chasing after me (he wasn't lol)

Stupid loser boring story but bleh bleh bleh I can write about whatever I want nyehehe 

I'll write more interesting stuff later when I'm not sleep deprived to all hell =_=