My Family Doesn't Understand The Concept of Good Technology vs Bad Technology

My Aunt Just Came Over Tonight and She Didn't Like the Idea of Me Installing FTA Channels on Moms Firestick, Well Being the Boomer She Didn't Know That American Pluto TV Buffers When it Loads Commercials (Shes More Technologically Illiterate Than Me) 

Then When She Found Out i Had Anime Channels on There She Freaked Right Out 

and We Had a Fight About How She Thinks That Having a Windows 95 Theme and Furry Wallpapers on my Phone and Having PC Games and Skip The Dishes on an IPTV Box Means it Has a Virus, 

i Tried to Explain to Her That its Just Like Having Damae Can on the Wii or Having Themes on Windows XP But She Refused to Listen Because She Doesn't Know That a Wii and an Android Box ARE Computers, 

and As You May Know The Landlords Fixed the Walls But Replaced the Closet With a Greige Closet

But the Point im Trying to Say is That

Whenever i Get a Used Firestick or Android Box, i Will Install a Launcher, Icons and Wallpaper That Looks Cool and i Will Install Spotify and Skip the Dishes/Grub Hub/Moonlight etc on it and Will Install ALL The TV and Radio Channels (Just Like a TIVO, a Lodgenet System or a 90s UK Sky Box Back in the Day)

Whenever i Get a Windows System That Has Windows 11 on it, I Will Pirate Windowblinds 11 and Install Custom Themes, Cursors, Wallpapers etc and also Pirate a Bunch of Games like they Used to During the Days of Cereal Box Games

If They Release a Switch/Switch 2 Jailbreak (THAT DOESN'T BRICK THE SYSTEM) i Will Install Themes and Software like Skip the Dishes, Spotify and Flipaclip on it (Maybe Even Install a Klonoa or Daytona USA Source Port)

If Someone Gives Me or if i Find an iPhone or Modern Mac i will install a Mac OS 8 Theme/Launcher in Place of the Modern iPhone/Mac Launcher and Replace the Metal Case with a Translucent Case

If im Forced to Live in a Greige House i Will Pull a Pimp My Ride and Turn it into a 90s McMansion (Maybe Even Install Some Animatronics and Movie Props in the Living Room) (The Way Robin Leach or Ryan Dunn Would Have Built it and Not Tim Cook)

If i Get a Tesla i Will Mod it to Look Like a Car from Ridge Racer, Akira or Back to the Future or a Nascar/Indy 500 Car

If Im Forced to Look Like a Boy i Will Wear Buck Tooth Teeth Caps, Fake Eyelashes and Wigs to Look Cute

If im Given Wooden Sporks and 16 Ounce Drinks Like They Tried to Do in 2012 i Will Get a Reusable Fork/Knife and a 75 Ounce Jug and Buy Both a Small and Large Size Drink and Eat it All Like the LA Beast

If i Have Kids and Their Forced to Wear Pull Ups or if Im Forced to Wear Pull Ups i Will Make My Own Reusable Diapers with Plastic Liners, Velcro Tapes, Gel Packs, Wetness Indicators and All That

If Im Forced to Wear Griege Clothes From Lululemon or Shien i Will Get Some Lace, Some Used Petticoats and Some Pastel Neon Dyes, Some Yarn or Fluff (Made Genetically From Cloned Animals/Keratin), Some Ribbons, Some Dog/Goat/Sheep Collars etc and Turn them into Lolita Dresses or Other Cool Anime Outfits

if i Get a Stuffed Bunny and its Greige i Will Dye it Pink and Add Buck Teeth, Long Eyelashes and Wigs Made of Human Protein and a Floofy Tail Made of Animal Protein to It

And if They Take Away My Digital TV or Hack into it Again I Will Make My Own TV or Radio Station With Eurodance and M3T3K and Fritz the Cat



I'm Not Trying to Download Viruses and Apps, Im Trying to Have My "Software" "Delivered" by Furries

Its Like AVG Animatronics Said

Its Either Disneyfy or Die

Just Like Steve Jobs, Mark Merlino and Satoru Iwata Wanted When They Were Alive

I Will NOT Die from Boredom inside the Egg/Peanut Shell i Call My Trap

Like in Duke Nukem and Deltarune 

Good Guys Like Us Always Win