funny work story

Heyy, if u know me rly well u might alr know this story but it’s iconic enough to put out on spacehey

So I work in a bakery right, this old skinny dude walks in. Covered. In. Tattoos. All over his bald ahh head, neck and hands, basically any skin I can see. I’m bagging his shit and I casually just said somethin like “hey your tattoos look cool, the linework is really nice” because I’m not gonna just let some bald tattoo man leave without saying smth encouraging.

MY MISTAKE. I will now demonstrate the rest of the conversation as best as I remember.

Old Man: Heyy thanks for saying that, I actually have tattoos all over my entire body, wanna see?

Me: (pretending I didn’t hear him bc 😅what) *bagging his pastries type shyt* Here, have a good day

Old man: *showing me his phone* Lookie

[THERE IS A PHOTO OF THIS MAN BUTT AZZ NAKED. COVERED IN INTRICATE TATTOOS which is iconic but that’s not the point AND HIS ENTIRE CRACK JUST STARING AT ME. his leg was covering his man parts but holy jumpscare]

Me: Oh! WOW those are some nice tattoos.

Old Man: I dooo have some on my private parts… but you look like a minor

WHHHHHHAT. 🌝🌝🌝

bacchus bless my eyes

What an absolute diva