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idk who the hell lied to me when they said spiders were cool >:(
i just witnessed a big scary spider run across my wall all the way out to our kitchen until my dad drunkenly killed it. i almost had a heart attack seeing that shit and im still calming down 20 minutes later. im now sitting in bed, on my laptop when im meant to be sleeping bc i have a test tommorow, with my bright ahh bedroom light on bc im terrified of spiders in the dark.
i already have a phobia of the dark and now the spiders have increased that fear by 1 million percent.
mayday's (updated) list of really not cool scary things:
1. the dark
2. spiders
3. spiders in the dark
4. byler not being endgame
5. homophobes
anyways my message to the world is stay safe bc the spiders are fucking coming bro
mayday out :3
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Wayfaringrobin
You gotta embrace them, they ARE cool, I own a couple and they keep the pests out of you're area, let them live, laugh, and love, and you'll have a happy life
but what if the spider boogeyman bites me in my sleep dawg
by ࿔˚maya˚࿔; ; Report
honestly, skill issue. If you were so much of a threat that they HAD to bite you, you're just cooked :p
by Wayfaringrobin; ; Report
ykw? fair maybe if the spiders get me i wont have to take this gods dammed history test
by ࿔˚maya˚࿔; ; Report
I'm unemployed building a warhammer army, you still have hope
by Wayfaringrobin; ; Report
i swear history is gonna break straight a's for this semester mark my words
by ࿔˚maya˚࿔; ; Report
If HISTORY is your biggest concern I envy you. I have to worry about stocks and other bullshit :(
by Wayfaringrobin; ; Report
ughh the two sides of my brain that are constantly fighting to become an adult or stay young forever
by ࿔˚maya˚࿔; ; Report
Take it from an unc like me. It really is better being younger, never be in a rush to grow up, shit is overhyped
by Wayfaringrobin; ; Report
i think once i get to adulthood i'll miss it but in my current living situation growing up will benefit me too lmao
by ࿔˚maya˚࿔; ; Report
If life was having the freedom of an adult with the responsibilities of a kid, life wouldn't be half bad. Sadly, I'm scraping the sidewalk for dinner
by Wayfaringrobin; ; Report
im sure the gods will be in your favour soon my friend, i'll remember to pray for it :)
by ࿔˚maya˚࿔; ; Report
All we can do is pick ourselves up and move forward, I didn't make it this far to fail now
by Wayfaringrobin; ; Report
that is indeed the spirit!! might try and read the law handbook thats rusting in my dowloads lol
by ࿔˚maya˚࿔; ; Report
I'm sitting here staring as my stocks go down and listening to minecraft music
by Wayfaringrobin; ; Report
MINECRAFT MUSIC IS ABSOLUTE PEAK, and i hope your socks are comfortable :)
by ࿔˚maya˚࿔; ; Report
They got holes, but they get the job done, keeping me warm on this cool november night
by Wayfaringrobin; ; Report
i wish i could experience autumn/winter from nov-feb it all looks sooo cool
by ࿔˚maya˚࿔; ; Report
It's nice coming from summer, im more of a cool weathered person than a hot weathered one, I love me some cool air and chance of rain
by Wayfaringrobin; ; Report