Don’t piss me off

I need to learn how to block mf that piss me off. The only problem is this stupid mf is my customer from the club and I can only throw so much shade bc I need him to come back to the club and give me money so I can… yk… pay my god damn bills. This stupid dickhead is such a narcissist so sometimes I can’t help but open my smartass mouth and try to sit him tf down. 

He claims he knows me really well even tho I’ve never not once ever hung out with him outside the club. Bc you gotta be the dumbest person alive to think I’m going to put my safety at risk by hanging out with customers. You can’t pay me all the money in the world to do stupid shit like that. But yeah he’s like totally titzophrenic acting like he knows everything about my personal life, what I like and dislike too. Makes me wonder if he’s like aggressively stalking me and knows where I live n shit. 

I think he purposely pisses me off. Typical narcissist behavior but he even said himself “I like ur attitude but sometimes it isn’t necessary. But I accept it bc I love you for who you are” blah blah blah! He was texting me about how he wants to give me my Christmas gift early. He literally gave me the option to spoil the gift for me and just tell me what it is or keep it a surprise. Obvi I want to know what it is bc what if it’s some stupid shit that I’m just gonna throw in the garbage later? And you know what he does? HE DOES’NT TELL ME WHAT IT IS! I stg I wanted to rip out my fucking hair and scream. There’s so much more creepy shit about this guy and I can go on and on about it but I think I’ve made it pretty clear how fucked up he is. The lights aren’t on upstairs, nobody’s home lmao. 

Men like this should come with a ‘return to sender’ label. He deserves to be reincarnated as a gas station bathroom floor! MEN LIKE THIS DESERVE TO BE CATCALLED BY FAT UGLY CONSTRUCTION WORKERS UNTIL THEY CRY!!!