YOUR NOT FCKING BATMAN

You're a caucasian teen boy with slightly fluffy hair. You're not Batman. You're not even allowed on my page - UGH.

You're not Batman. You can't name all the robins.

You're not Batman. You can't even comprehend how Batman felt when Jason Todd died.

You're not Batman. You don't get the amount of pressure Batman felt every time he takes someone new into his brood.

You're not Batman. You can't fight a baby-infused absolute joker. 

You're not Batman. You can't watch a whole city behind your back.

You're not Batman. You don't understand Talia al Ghul.

You're not Batman. You can't spend your days turning your lover good, but never get her in the end. 

You're not Batman. You're not the Thomas Wayne au.

You're not Batman, you only know B.O.P. Cass.