11/1/25 [SNL]

(accidentally made this a bulletin, reposting)

HAPPY NOVEMBER AND IM BACK ON THE SNL BUS. im extra excited this week cuz we got NOTHING last week. booya lets go lets go

kenan was right holy shit thats uncanny. THERE HE IS ITS MILES TELLER!!!!!! i’ve seen one miles teller movie and that was top gun: maverick. BUT IM STILL HYPE! oh i’ve also seen divergent. IS THAT RAMY YOUSSEF?? IS THAT SHANE GILLIS?? i love kenan his delivery is so funny auauaygh,,, oh hi donald trump 

i liked miles teller’s little dance before his monologue. “where are you from?” “i dunno top gun 2” 

i love live tv i just RAN to go to the bathroom and refill my drink before the commercials ended. anyway wow gameshow thats all hungover people wow! I AM GAY FOPAY 🗣️🗣️

white house ballroom catching strays,, THE INDEPENDENCE DAY GIF I USE THAT ALL THE TIME WITH MY FRIENDS????

this woman looks like janine from ghostbusters. “i make sick kids feel touched???” HELLO??? giggling and kicking my feet. AAAHAHHHH 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

the boob store? no other notes needed

doing a fake news show feels a little counterproductive as they also have weekend update,, like i get the joke is that everyone is fucked up except for the anchors but man! ok i finished the sketch and that was actually really funny unfortunately.

brandi carlile performance was pretty good!! 

weekend update!!!! someone screamed “YEAH COLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN” im gonna cry thats so odd,,, i love love love when michael & colin giggle at each others stuff. “…linked to autism. or as they call it in texas, ‘boy aint right’” STOP 67 MENTION?? AND 9/11???? THIS IS ATROCIOUS!! “stop touching my leg under the desk,,,” “you WISH colin i was just robbing you!!!!!” LMAOOO MICHAEL “the hits keep coming for kamala 🥀🥀🥀🥀” YAAAYYYYY WEEKEND UPDATE that ending was super gay

miles and that stupid fucking wig. IM CRYING??? everyone loves gargirl. i love gargirl. you love gargirl. 

im so sleepy. brandi carlile again!

whenever theres a date sketch i get nervous like domingo’s gonna pop up. OH HI MARCELLO!!!!!! this is the first (and only probably) marcello sketch this episode woww! GETTAFACKACHA!! 

farewell my friends THEY  KEEP INTERUPPTING MILES HELLO??????? anyway GOODNIGHT THIS WAS VERY FUN I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL HERE SAME TIME NEXT WEEK