Mormons Scare Me

Mormons fighten me. They worship a white man called Joseph Smith, wear garments, drink sodie pop, and do a thing called soaking. I do not believe that they are real. They better not be real because they scare me. All those people that go to BYU scare me. They would rather kill a puppy then take a sip of alcohol thats wacky asf.

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