Does anyone wanna hear me yap yap about my plushies and some other stuffz?

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So I have this one squishy sticky rat toy given by my classmate cause she was gonna but a new one, it's sort of like co parenting cause I wash the toy everyday at my house with toothpaste cause the toothpaste gets the dirt off it cause it's sticky and then as a joke I say that my classmate pays the child support 

I also have a plushie puppet squirrel that looks very real it's the ground squirrel plushie puppet at Hansa cause my school had a field trip to the Hansa factory smth idk and I asked my grandma to buy me one of the plushies there as a souvenir, and the squirrel was the cheapest one that I liked also my grandma was the one who was with me during the field trip cause my parents always have work (work at home) when I'm at school

(I warn you you're about to read some corny shart for the next 2 paragraphs)

At my school there's an exchange gift every Christmas party and last year my crush gave away those bunny plushies keychains that look like strawberries but when you unzip it there's a bunny inside and I had that Keychain on my bag for the rest of the school year, and when the keyring broke I used a safety pin to fix it and that Keychain was like GOLD to me back then cause I used to be obsessed with my crush

here's another corny embarrassing story about last school year, my school held a valentines festival and each year level had to exchange gift randomly, kinda like a valentines secret Santa, and guess who I got? It was my crush last year, and of course everyone kept teasing my ass, I gave vro FLOWERS and a teddy bear Keychain, and when I got my gift from the kid who had to give me a gift I named it after my crush, telling this story makes me wanna kms, I'm so ashamed.

Also recently me and my dad have this new event going on, me and him have been going to this new arcade near by and we spend at least 100 every time we go there and at the end of the day I only win ONE plushie from those crane machines each time we go, I've currently got 2 plushies one from each time we went, I have a Blue elephant named Ben and a pink hippo that's named Tong Feng (it was written on him)

Edit: might go to arcade again 2day [cuz my school gave us 1 week break from exams]