I love pop tarts to much, it's not even funny

I love poptarts. ever since I tried them, there has been something almost entrancing about them. I think about them frequently and my favorite meal is pop tarts with an energy drink. They taste like cardboards, yet I will keep coming back to them....they are so tasty. I have been looking at the pop tart website, checking out all the flavors; dreaming of one day purchasing them. the place I live is kinda in a pop tart drought, recently they ran out of brown sugar cinnamon, and I was devistated. I've been considering joining reddit, just for r/poptarts.