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hey so like 2 weeks ago there was this really really clear night that kinda knocked my socks off so i took a bunch of shitty pictures that i processed only on the default iphone photo app sliders. real quality awesome shit im bringing to the table here i know. anyways im crossposting this from a group im in because i realized i wanna document this specific insanity forever up on my profile too so like. here it is i guess presented on a silver platter with really bad wrinkly broccoli and caviar pushed off to the side (what)
right so this first ones gemini next to jupiter. obviously. now im not really big into the astrology shit but when one labels you as something you kinda get that weird obligation to be weirdly attached to it yk. thats whats going on here. literally beamed so hard when i realized that i could see them peeking out from the trees surrounding my premises (since it was literally the first time i ever had). fucking amazing shit. wish i had a telescope to see jupiter better though. was such a good night for it
k so of course i saw orion who the fuck hasnt seen orion its like some welcome to the club constellation shit. anyways what really got me going was pleiades up there on top. again: first time ever seeing that dude in this light pollulated place. though thats kind of concerning since pleiades really isnt that faint anyways? kinda speaks testaments to where im at here. anwways you can see the little dogg down there too. awesome. now i dont know if i was just blind or something but the Big Dogg was completely not there. dude abandoned the little guy all alone in a wet cardboard box. i mean i guess he got a pretty good babysitter. as good a babysitter that stars that vaguely form the shape of a dude holding a bow makes anyways
okay this one i honestly have no clue. i dont know how many of those stars happen to just be leaves catching the light because i lost the unedited version somehow so any experts out there please just tell me if you see disturbances in the century old light tunnels we got up there because i cannot figure it out on my own. like i took the picture but im in the complete dark about that. alien intervention? did i accidentally snap a pic of their weird blimps flying across or something and promptly got men in blacked? dunno. might never know. unless someone here tells me. maybe. actually it might just be andromeda and im fucking dumb like yeah i remember looking andromeda-ways taking that but i cant parse wherever the hell thats supposed to be. guh
anyways thats all i dont know how dead this stuff really is but i just wanted to share my ever so lovingly amazing photos that put nasa to shame. also: nasa is shutdown? i mean the entire american government is kinda shut down but america is not my goddamn problem sorry to say (okay it might be. Being a global powerhouse and all but no politics end here lets look at the stars and wonder about alien colonization, yeah?)
feel free to share any photos youve taken down here and yap as much as i have too like holy shit i did not even know i had this many words in me fucking lol? thats what happens i guess. feel free to IM me about this stuff i desperately need someone to dump a jupiter-sized load of words onto (gross sorry. not dumping a load onto anybody promise on that) anyways yeah yeah okay look at the pictures now and look at them again im gonna peace the fuck out. im betting like only a special 1% read allat and for that you know what here >@< a piece of special ass candy just for you as a thanks. feel real appreciated in these joints you cool bro
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goodbunny
I'm so pissed off are these real pictures of like the sky?? ughhh i've never lived in a place where u can see the stars. i think I've seen like two stars in my whole life ever
yepp taken on my one and only shitty ass iphone. i edited them a bit so that all the trees and clouds would fall into the void and only the stars would really show up so thats why it looks really clear lol. in reality i could only really see a few of the brightest ones pre-processing and editing the images was half the fun since it revealed a shit ton of stars that my puny 20/40 vision couldnt hope to glean. living in a light polluted city totally sux though ughhh. like it is actually a crime that should be punishable by death. i cant imagine what its like living in a place with 0 sky action like that.
would offer up some advice but if you live in a really big populated city its basically gtfo of there or wait for a monumental brownout lol. in smaller areas you can usually get by with 0 streetlights and nice weather and all the porch lights off (like i did). hope you can find some way to stargaze someday tho. shit is magical im telling you
by nick; ; Report
i don't even live in a big city i live in a small town in rural illinois
by goodbunny; ; Report
lol what okay so i know nothing about american states but i always thought illinois was this like big countryside wet dream with cows and goats and fields sprawling everywhere. is it not like that like not even a bit
by nick; ; Report
so i mean that is there, but i live in like. i wouldn't call it suburbs it's like subrural. it's like a suburb but in rural area idk its like a small town. but like i mean i also lived in dallas for 6 years so obviously it was basically always light there, but im surprised too cuz i live in a small town and i still can't see shlt
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Cosmic Butterfly ʚଓ
Ok so…this is so cool! I don’t know much of the scientific names and stuff I usually just like watching the stars lol, but I wish I did…anyways, I would share some photos I have here, BUT I can’t…cuz I took them directly from space when I was there cuz…I’m gonna tell u a secret but tell no one else, k? I…I’m a real alien…what? Who said that? Not me, I’m 100% human haha…ha…
right so hey totally real human. thats 100% valid like learning the stars is a headache and sometimes nigh impossible because the stationary one that ive been using as a guideline all summer has suddenly disappeared over the horizon and isnt coming back until the next season so basically = fucked. star(t) over.
but okay im exaggerating it isnt that hard once you download stellarium on your phone and start familiarizing yourself with the brightest and most recognizable formations. it does get tedious as fuck though.
shit why should i be helping you anyways. you were probably the one who totally men in blacked me with that last photo and now youve found my spacehey account? im getting shivers over here. hey, are you perhaps floating over my house right now in a ufo-like blimp? thats real creepy stalker stuff and none of your up close and personal star pix will ever make me commune with some creepy stalker (lies maybe itll take precisely one really good one).
but n/m. totally human right just glanced that sentence again
by nick; ; Report
Yea man, I’m TOTALLY 100% FOR SURE a human
so like I’m DEFINITELY NOT with my spaceship parked near your house in camouflage mode or anything pff…
Anyways, yea, maybe I’ll muster up some courage to go and start learning the stars names and all…maybe…someday…who knows…
by Cosmic Butterfly ʚଓ; ; Report
right just inconspicuously locking all my doors and donning a tinfoil hat for no reason at all yuhuh bcause i just do this sometimes. like a little ritual
anyways yeah i believe in you go chum memorize those stars
by nick; ; Report
not the tinfoil hat LOL you really think- yk, whatever man, what do i know? I'm just another silly human being...right...
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