theater club is so odd

i’ve been thinking about the last time i went to theater and it was just so weird 

first off, we had this haunted house thingy so we had to clean it up. anyways, me and my bestie were picking up these pieces of fabric to bring back to the costume room and as we walked to the costume room, i see through the doorway one of the costumers were straight up fighting with the other costumer????? me and bestie turned tail and hiked our cabooses back to the main area to pick up more fabric 

second, i was under this table trying to take this fuzzy boa thingy off of it (it was taped to the table it freaking duct tape). as im struggling with the boa, some dude who i’ll call applejack (he once told me that was his favorite pony) had this deck of cards and crouched down to show me a card trick???? mind you im still struggling to figure out how to detach the boa and i had to seem like im actually interested in applejack’s card trick. afterwards he offered to crawl under the table and help (i ofc said yes because the boa was NOT coming off) but then he proceeded to PULL OUT A POCKET KNIFE??? AND JABBED IT AT ME??????? i thought i was gonna get slimed but he said “oh im just messing teehee” and proceeded to cut the duct tape

then lastly me and my bestie were helping sweep the stage when this dude named penguin (that’s what he calls himself) came up to us, pointed at my hand, said “ooh googly eyes” (for added context i had one of those rings with the googly eyes on them), then GRABBED MY ARM AND STARTED INTERROGATING MY GOOGLY EYE RING??? (mind you this guy is gross, like he doesn’t wash his hands and stuff). HE THEN ALSO PROCEEDED TO GET ALL UP CLOSE IN PERSONAL TO ME AND SAID “yr hand is plotting against you” WITH HIS HOT STINKING BREATH. thank goodness my bestie was there and told him to go away because wtf??? 

i think theater makes all who join loopy and i hope that doesn’t happen to me