Update to the whole college thing + I'm 18 now

So erm... I haven't used this site in a while!

I guess teenagers from the 2000's mostly only used myspace because platforms back then weren't as short form like TikTok. Designed to be less addictive, in a sense. Unlike TikTok where you consume content so fast. It's not only being spoon fed to you, the food is on a conveyor belt and you need only to push a button for food to fall right into your open mouth.

I have news! A lot of news! So let me shorten it into bullet points.

• I'm in college now. Got into the aforementioned super strict college with a small acceptance rate but in their Open University branch, which means I'm basically homeschooling myself! In college!
• I am 18 years old now.
• Still single.
• Still a virgin.
• Still a loser.
• Still can't swim.
• Still can't dance.
• Still don't know karate.
• Still never gonna make it.

I don't wanna make it, though.

I just wanna...