YKW I DONT GET? FAKE FRIENDS LIKE WHY???

Warning Swearing, Bad grammar and spelling 

Right so i had this pal who ill call charm. so i knew charm since i was 9...im nearly 15 like dude was my best friend and he's about a year older than me and he was dating this girl who ill call Lana, Now Lana is my cousin okay VERY IMPORTANT. so after 6 months they break up cause charm had like sent another girl love letters ill call this girl zaza, so obviously i stay friends with Charm and Lana cause like they're both my besties...but nooooo thats not okay with Charm because everything should be about him, so i mssg me and Charms pal Adam asking if the group was going out and now ill slight change the format of this to be me and Adams mssgs

M: "Hey Adam r u guys going out today?"

A:"I think so why?"

M:"Cause can i come with?"

A:"Alr ill ask"

A:"Some people are cancelling or saying thy're busy though so plans might move for the third time this week"

M:"Damn"

So then Adam sends a voice note ranting about people canceling and mentions a few things

1. Two new people have joined the friend group Zaza and a girl ill call Kaci

2. they all have a gc they all use without me in it

Now this wouldnt be a big deal of a dif gc if they whernt adding ppl to the friend group without asking or telling me like???? bro if we add people i wanna know

M:"oh dude i wouldnt know about Zaza and kaci being added because no one else has talked to me lit your the only one who has talked to me in like two weeks"

A:"Yeah you wouldnt know cause there was like a dif gc we've all been using"

M:"Can i be in the gc?"

A:"Umm i'll ask"

A:"Charms saying no"

M:"Why?"

*Maxx took a ss*

A:"Why you taking a ss?"

M:"Cause thats weird? why cant i be in it"

So then Adam calls me an dim asking "why cant i be in it what is Charm saying?" cause like obvs i was shocked Charm is my bff like if anyone was gonna say no i thought i wld be my ex

so this is my mssgs to Lana telling her the goss and writing what Charm says

M:"Dude...Charm jst said its cause i hang out with Dean" So for context Dean is Lana's new bf who at the time of Charm saying that i had met Dean once...like man cmon

Charm quotes time

C:"So doesnt mean we have to be pals with her"

C:"I get she's our pal but she's clearly taking sides"

C:"If we say anything bad about Lana or Dean infront of her she will tell them"

C:"Its not that i dont wanna be her pal its jst she's being a dick"

...jst wanna point out he cant decide if he wants to be my pal or not like make up ur mind dude srs

C:"She's only mssging us cause she has no one else to hang out with if anyone else was out right now we wouldnt be hearing from her"

i mssged asking to hang out the second school ended...like can i not jst wanna see my pals??

so then... i confront him

M:"Look Charm if you dont wanna be my pal just say it"

C:"I never said i dont wanna be ur pal"...LIARRRRRR

M:"You aint gotta say it cause its so fucking obvious man"

C:"I jsut dont like that you're telling Lana the shit we're doing"

C:"I do wanna be pals we jst both dont talk to each other"

M:"cause you're all purpously using a dif gc without me in it"

C:"We have millions of gc's without ppl in them"

M:"Then add me to the one you all use but you wont cause thats a problem?"

M:"If you wanna be my pal it shouldnt be be such an issue to add me to it"

C:"Ight done" refering to adding to the other gc

C:"sooooo sigma"

M:"Na cause i dont wanna be your pal making drama outa refusing to add me then only doing it when i call out your bs"

"C soooo sigma"->M:" Serious situation btw but go on make jokes"

C:"I cant control who talks in what gc"

M:"So why was it such an issue to add me to it then? Actually such bullshit man"

C:"we have tones of gcs if you wanna talk on one why wouldnt you on tones of others"

M:"So...Avoid the question of why its a problem? Ight"

C:"The only thing we do on that gc is call and make plans"

M:"So then why was it such an issue to add me!???"

C:"The only problem i have is you keep telling Lana what we're doing"

M:"Sometimes i mention the things you say because sometimes its actually horrible and if it was the other way id tell you what she says"

C:"You also tell her where we go and shit and ive never said anything about Lana cause we have no beef"

M:"So that first thing is when we were all gonna hang in (town name) and Lana had told me she was there earlier so i said to Lana...No way cause me and the group might be there later hope i see you, and no beef is a lie you've said horrible things bout her man"

so then they all start sending meme's into the gc 

M:"Ykw i cant even be assed if you wont take this shit serously man no point in trying"

C:"I am taking it serious"

M:"NO YOU IS NOT"

C:"Im allowed to send meme's"

M:" cba with ts bro"

M:"Charm you are full of bullshit and you're a bad friend."

and then i deleted the gc off my phone and blocked Charm and honestly its fucking great sure i dont hang out with people as much because they were like the only ppl who wld actually come out but like worth it cause he was such an ass he wld threaten to khs if i stopped being his friend like all the time ALSOOOOO found out he liked me like 5 months ago...like Charm thats when you started refering to me "as like my little sister"...nuh uhhhhhhh EWWWWWWWWWWW anyway rant over i hate them all so such 2 real friends is better then 20 fake ones. look after your self 

LUVS YOU ALL MWA MWA MWAAA XXXX