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WASSUP LOZERS ready for another story?

I was at an old friends house for her sixteenth birthday party. It was a small crowd, but still a good time.

There was a girl there I had met last year at the party then.

A few notable things about her.

She was wearing a $9 temu costume of some anime character,

she had a Motorola phone with 15 minutes TOTAL for the whole day,

she kept her eyes open for literally 14 minutes without blinking,

and she had another weird trick she could do.

I was eating some snacks and talking with the birthday girl when I turn and see the girl SHOVING HER FOOT INTO HER MOUTH

I was shocked, awed, and a lot disgusted.

She had her sock on, and had been sliding around the whole house, so her sock was hella dirty.

It was insane.

After that she spent the whole next 2 hours playing blockblast on my friends phone while we played with cats in the back room.

Shit like this happens to me all the time, what is my life bro. #lifeofadiva I guess