starting a convo is impossible We are all gonna die

i would rather saw off all my limbs than start a convo. its like going to war against a nation by yourself. 

if someone sneds u a message saying like "hey i thougth you were really cool we should be friends" what arey ou supposed to say to that besides yeah its like the same convo every time. yorue like a real like dating sim protagonist 🥹 But not in a cool way. its in the chud way. 

But if its someone cool that you reaaally wanna talk to you have to say SOMETHING. btu theres nothing to say starting out and its so awkward its liek the same sorta awkwardness when ur going to the doctor and theyre like "hi drop your pants i need to see if you  have cancer" and ur like kinda waiting awkwardly  and thinkinh to urself "right now??" it slike that Its exactly like that. theres nothing you can do except Beg god to kill you

OHM YGOD ITS EVEN WORSE WHEN ITS LIKE IN A VC. i joined one eearlier today they were like Hey beo play overwatch with us! and i did we lost all our matches. but it was soooo awkward i always tlak so loud without trying to. like when a  guard dog sees a chew toy and runs off and lets their owner die. my brains a guard dog yhat fukcing runs off when it sees me join a call. and lets me die. yhey were so calm and i was like Speaking with my outside voice. humiliatinh. the devil possesses me whenever words leave my mouth. we won OUr last match though and i went like 21-0mand got play of the game Mama i made it 

morale of yhe story is we are all doomed and friendless

these fish look so fucking funnny