I have 23 days to bomb a midterm

okay, so I don't know how to study 0u0

I figure I'll just admit that right out the gate. what can I say I just don't know how. oops !!

I have a midterm in roughly 23 days, on the last 4 chapters of my psychology textbook, and like how the hell am I supposed to retain all that ?? it's ludicrous I tell you.  

Side note - my heating pad makes a weird noise when I turn it on and I’m lowkey scared my neighbors think it’s a vibrator. 

anyway, i think I'm going to try to read my textbook every night like a bedtime story and just pray I can remember the difference between emic and etic if I just re-read that passage enough.