i want to crack the worlds ultimate life form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zIDiHXvhOY&list=RD8zIDiHXvhOY&start_radio=1

I want to crack that emo ass hedgehog to this video. He is so submissive; and so CRACKABLE. Like an egg. I love eggman. Not much as i love shadow the hedgehog. Im gonna put the word EDGE in hedgehog.