Le Dimensioni Del Mio Caos – Caparezza

le dimensioni del mio caos lore explained because YES!!!!

the story starts off with our main character: Caparezza, smashing his guitar at one of his concerts. this causes a time gap to be born, which results in Ilaria Condizionata (her name is an AC pun 🥹) a 68s hippie to be teleported in today’s world. Ilaria, influenced by today’s world, refuses to go back and instead becomes a MAJORRRR trendhopper, and marries this guy named Carneade which is a part of the some man’s front (l’uomo qualcuno). Said party creates a “spazioporto” in Apulia, a large work that is absolutely useless whose true purpose is to help win the elections for the front. Meanwhile Caparezza meets this dude named Luigi Delle Bicocche, who’s in the spazioporto’s construction team. Obviously judged revolutionary by the ruling class, Caparezza is arrested and sentenced to forced labor (he has to scoop elephant doodoo in a circus called “Il circo delle pantegane”, where the working ethic and shit is HOOOORRRIBBLEE). One day he gets sick too, and his boss, one of those “traditional” men called Marzolino, invites him to dinner. Caparezza offers to wash dishes after theyre done, but bro is like “NAHH TRUE MEN DONT WASH DISHES”. after fighting for a bit, they turn on the tb where they found out Carneade won the elections with 100% of the votes. Luigi Delle Bicocche went like “ts pmo”, and to let out some anger he stars playing the guitar and soon becomes a well known star (Gigi Hendrix). BUT at one of his concerts, he smashes his guitar, creating a SECOND time gap, which transforms all of humanity into bonobos. THE END

cough cough...my favourite tracks are Pimpami La Storia and Un Vero Uomo Si Dovrebbe Alzare Per Lavare I Piatti...