standard maths is the FUNNIEST CLASS EVER

so at our school right theres a lot of maths nerds

its selective so you’d expect that right

you have extensions 1 and 2 and advanced where like 80/90% of our grade is all in, then they’re all doing physics or engineering or D&T or whatever

then you have THE standard maths class

the only thing you get taught is just the same basic shit covered in years 9 and 10, but its treated so seriously by the curriculum and not the teacher its hilarious

we’ve had SEVEN different teachers for one class in one year. it’s so good. one was “relocated to another sector of the department” and we haven't seen him since the first term, hes still the name on all of our timetables though

i think we all know why, for 3 lessons he was so late to class that people were considering just walking home early, and for two days he just didnt show up at all. like deadass. we stood in the hallway for like 45 minutes before another teacher let us inside so we werent blocking the way.

we also had the japanese teacher host our class twice. insane fella. hes like a 60 year old bald white guy too

how could i forget about “mr gilette”, he arrived for 2 lessons, said “ok everyone your work is on the board”, sat at the front doomscrolling, made a day’s salary by sitting down and then leaving. the fucking screen turned off halfway through giving us no instructions AND NO ONE SAID A THING

our current teacher Mr Goh, bless his soul, has to deal with pretty much the whole class ragebaiting him. today he spent about ten minutes drawing my classmate harley and making him look stupid cause he wouldn’t stop talking. i love you sir if you’re reading this

on our last test someone drew their clash royale deck on the back page and he labelled all the cards, even using the slang terms like “valk” so you know hes a true gamer

the students are another thing too, you have every character of all time here including most of my friends. its the funniest combination of people ever. in fact you can see the exact moment my friend oli joined by my rankings in the assessment tasks (AT2 1/12, AT3 12/16)

theres a kid named timmy that sits at the side every lesson, no book, no pens, no nothing, just his laptop hooked up to his VPN on countryball roleplay discord servers. whenever he notices the teacher coming over to check on him he asks to go to the bathroom. i think his record was 53 minutes once. 

every argument between him and mr goh especially over assessment marks is like socrates and plato. brings a tear to my eye every time.

anyways i mention all of this since in this class, you can finish a day’s worth of work in about 20 minutes, and THUS i have had a lot of time to doodle and work on my art and OCs! therefore most of my art posts from this point onward will very clearly be done in my maths book!

i cant wait to graduate top of my class in standard maths and get a degree in right angle trigonometry and taxation at USYD