Gabe is a Santa Denier

Ok, first things first.  We all know Santa is real.  No cap.  Problem is, Gabe doesn't buy it.  The other day I heard him saying that "Santa isn't real, and your parents get the gifts instead."  Obviously this isn't possible, cause how could 2 normal humans deliver presents to every single kid in the world?  Seems kinda unlikely if you ask me.  Now, Santa on the other hand has a sleigh that can fly, an army of elves, and reindeer.  If anyone was capable of delivering gifts to every single kid, it would have to be him.  TLDR, Gabe stop denying Santa, he is real.  You're probably gonna get coal this year cause you said you didn't believe in him.