Im Never eating Breakfast again tf

My mother stayed home today and she decided to make French toast, and for context I usually don't eat breakfast. Anyways I ate and then I was on the toilet for half an hour and had the worst cramps known to man. My Partner literally just laughed at me :'). And I had an exam today, which I was late to, cause of praying for my life on that toilet.

Never again am I eating breakfast.