my funny theater teacher

Hello, I'm Keegs and I have a diary on space hey, But I forgot to add the list of funny things that my theater professor has said. 

We are learning mimesis, and he holds up a banner of a hotdog: "What does this photo of a hot tod tell you about the essence of being a hot dog".

Me: You're dressed like a theater teacher today 

Him: Thanks, Keegan you're dressed like a theater student today

I shit you not today:

Him: Keegan hush (joking) 

me: Oh, so because im a woman you're going to silence me?

Him: (very enthusiastically) YES!! EXACTLY!!

A video about Japanese theater: The back of the neck is a very provocative thing in Japanese culture 

him: "that's my favorite sentence from this video"

him: Keegan do you want to scream for us? 

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

him: Thank you keegan