LOL. I swear, I am such a dork who is so easily amused by such random weird stuff!! I personally think it’s adorable though! Just sayin.’

I can totally be a hand model now if I wanted to be. My skin is looking so flawless. Because my hands are so much smoother and softer now that I spent a few minutes lathering them thoroughly in the kitchen sink to wash them with the dish detergent to get all the messy oily diaper rash cream off of my fingers. I was changing my little cousin’s loaded dirty diaper after she finished eating her greasy McDonald’s French fries. Babysitting is a lot of fun. I’ll definitely paint my fingernails black later, for the finishing touch! Because I’m really into Gothic fashion! Hell yeah!