Yes or no?

Time to let the internet make yet snother decision for my indecisive ahh. 

Simple question: Should I ask him out?

He isn't even that pretty nor interesting but oh my god you don't understand how badly I just wanna kiss somebody right now. 

He's pretty chill (at least for a teenage boy, lol) and he doesn't seem to mind me too much. (We've interacted only once and I 'playfully' told him to f*ck off. Like the kind of way that boys usually tell each other to f*ck off. That happend like this monday, mind you.

He isn't even that interesting and honestly I think his sister is way hotter anyway but uhm not in my homophobic town lol. 

I mean he's got glasses. Maybe I could get him to grow his hair out. 

I know it might not even last that long, but I think you really should reconsider if you think you'll find your soulmate in some f*ck a$$ highschool running on pedophiles and oddly hot teachers (also potentially pedophiles.)


Best case scenario is that he says yes and I might be able to grow my social circle (I have like three friends in total, man 🙏)


Worst case scenario is that he says no and proceeds to bully me a year later. (This has happened before, and I REALLY don't wanna take any risks this time, that's why I'm asking the council for approval this time.)


One more question I have is: How in the entirety of Pinkerton by Weezer do you ask someone out

"Just walk up to them and ask! 🤓☝️"

WRONG. ALREADY TRIED THAT, ONLY GOT STUFF THROWN AT ME AS A RESULT

"Write them a letter!"

WRONG. MY FRIEND ENDED UP DATING HIM. (Somehow?!?!) 


Oh whise alt kids of SpaceHey, please come to my aid and help me avoid downloading shitty dating sims off of Itch.io for the next six 4 years of my life 🙏🙏🙏 


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CD-C0ll3CT0R

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I asked my crush out by simply saying “hey jackass, who gave you permission to be so hot?!” He was like..”huh-..?” We broke up but now I have an alt bf


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Mandyyy

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i dont mean to be rude but leave him alone, its the best for both


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Well fuck you too.

by xx-S4g3-Xx; ; Report

🪲☮𝕽𝖔𝖈ħ𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 ☮🪲

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You aren't even interested in the idea of something long-term. If anything, it just seems you're kinda desperate to have something going on and like no true connection that brings it together...so like others stated, don't recommend it.


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XxStorm_CloudxX

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According to the case you bestowed, I must say nay.


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Could at least gimme an explanation

by xx-S4g3-Xx; ; Report

Within the first sentence, you state that your interest in him is because you want to kiss someone, as a yearning. I'm no love expert, heck, I'm not in a relationship, but if it's not mutual, it's not worth it.

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Aeri//ᥫ᭡

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Nope. Don't even try 🥀


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Why not

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Bazel

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I only read the first sentence and I can already say no


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EmoGotka2007

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No


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