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[ ] BLOG 7: ABC FOR HOT SEXY BOYFRIEND

I am a lonely man and I hate my life.





Women aren't attracted to me, and throw themselves at men who I do not like. So  will no longer interact with them. Girls... all I ever wanted was to love you. why would you do this to me.  I will never recover and it is all your fault.
      Anyways I'm turning gay, boyfriend applications are open. you must provide a resume, your hobbies and interests, drug tests, and a background check will be issued on you. 
 Rules are pretty simple, buy me the clothing i want, please compliment me, standard stuff.

also provide me with coffee, hazelnut creamer ONLY and TONS of it. I need to feel it coursing through my veins.



I am very passionate and #emotional.  I am everything you want. 


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alix :3

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holy incelcore, don't become the next elliott rogers pls


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alix :3

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holy incelcore, don't become the next elliott rogers pls


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kiko!

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I will consider this application


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supakillzonexD

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Wasn't going to relate, but clearly your fondness for hazelnut creamer clearly shows you are a man of taste. #real


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