I am a lonely man and I hate my life.
Women aren't attracted to me, and throw themselves at men who I do not like. So I will no longer interact with them. Girls... all I ever wanted was to love you. why would you do this to me. I will never recover and it is all your fault.
Anyways I'm turning gay, boyfriend applications are open. you must provide a resume, your hobbies and interests, drug tests, and a background check will be issued on you.
Rules are pretty simple, buy me the clothing i want, please compliment me, standard stuff.
also provide me with coffee, hazelnut creamer ONLY and TONS of it. I need to feel it coursing through my veins.
I am very passionate and #emotional. I am everything you want.

[ ] BLOG 7: ABC FOR HOT SEXY BOYFRIEND
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alix :3
holy incelcore, don't become the next elliott rogers pls
alix :3
holy incelcore, don't become the next elliott rogers pls
kiko!
I will consider this application
supakillzonexD
Wasn't going to relate, but clearly your fondness for hazelnut creamer clearly shows you are a man of taste. #real