ur not ready 4 how hot my gf is

ok so like not 2 be dramatic or whatever

(but actually yes, always, forever)

but i think my girlfriend might be THE coolest person alive??

ik i'm biased. whatever. bite me.

she looks like she came straight out of a music video

and i'm obsessed with it


also she's so funny its RUDE

like she'll say some weird little joke that lives rent free in my brain for the next 72 hours

and then gaslight me about being the funniest person i know

like GIRL. i have RECIEPTS.

(aka screenshots. i keep them. yes. this is love.)


sometimes i look at her and my brain just goes 
✨🌪😻🛐💋🧨✨💥💗

bc there are literally no words for how UNREAL she is

like she's an angel or a god or an alien or a like punk rock fairy that came down from heaven

& decided to make me her girlfriend??????


this post makes no sense, just like me when i'm yapping about her to all my friends

anyway.

she's hot

she's cool

she thinks i’m cool (?? still investigating)

& i'm gonna marry her or die trying <3


ok that's it. go away unless ur her

xo

alayna




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°☥ alli ⚢°

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if someone came into my room rn they'd think i was attenpting to impersonate a tomato. this may be the cause of my death, how can you say stuff like this? how dare you? i love you?? why are you the sweetest person ever? what?? anyways, i'm going to jump up and down now xx


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askdjfshdf yay i did it!!!!!!! >v<

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just wait

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wait for what ._.

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I WILL be doing this for you tmrw :3

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eeeeeeeee

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I have so many things to say <3

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aksjdhjdjdhdb

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Saint Rogue

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I think ur just JEALOUS OF MY GF LOOK AT HER SHES BEAUTIFUL

https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/564627743/Ugly-Goth-Girl


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SKYLAR!! (MSI’S VER.♡´・ᴗ・`♡)

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U guys seem so cute 2gether! <3


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hehe thx!! :>

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.clowny.

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yet another appreciative post of someone n their boo. hope yall make it til the end. fk yeah. keep it real gang


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lila j ୨୧‧₊

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cough cough SIMP cOuGh


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shut the FUCK up. DIE. DIE IN A PLANE CRASH

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