you should be a lifeguard :D (do not under any circumstances)

Being a lifeguard at the school i go to is so surreal. 

I walk in there in my cool outfit and feel like i'm doing a magical girl transition into my 13 year old self, oversized shirt and athletic shorts and all. 

except for instead of doing cool magical girl stuff like fighting monsters, or even lame 13 year old stuff like sitting in my room and watching anime and drawing all day.

I just sit on a really tall chair and stare at middle aged women swimming under oppressive fluorescent lighting for 30 minutes at a time, or the swim team guys who i know against my will naked except for a godamn banana hammock.

I thought the other day that there is no other job where you meet your coworkers fully clothed and then see them the next day in nothing but a thong, but athena reminded me that no, stripping exists.

so there i was wrong i guess

there is nothing worse than knowing how much thigh hair an unassuming guy in your grade has :?

idk tho we get paid for doing basically nothing

take what you will from this

bye guys.